#34 Nirvana
You're fucking sexy, baby!
I knew you'd come back. You can't resist my hot body.
That's a fact.
Nothing gets past you, baby.
Fuck!
But you're going to Japan next month. Think you can reign it in?
If I can't, I'll be coming back to you in a heartbeat.
But, for now, let's get to round two.
GOKUDOLS THEATER
Damn it, I'm so horny. Just thinking about it gets me hot.
Angelina's white skin, her big soft tits, her hourglass curves...
While other guys were obsessed with drugs, all I needed was her body.
What the hell is he talking about?
Argh! I want to have sex!
What was that, huh?
Boss!
An idol talking about sex is unthinkable.
Can't you hear your idol ancestors crying in shame?
Alright, I see. You clearly didn't have enough mental training.
Your punishment is watching porn for a week, together with a dog in heat!
MENTAL TRAINING ROOM
What the hell is this "punishment"?
What's this supposed to accomplish? I don't get it!
Whatever.
I'm alone, I've got good material, I might as well...
I forgot!
Damn!
DAY THREE
I'm so envious!
I'm damned envious of you!
I want that!
Time to bring in the female.
DAY FIVE
You bastards! How long are you gonna go at it for?
FINAL DAY
Hey, Lina. How are you feeling?
What are women? What are men? I am an idol.
Men are trash. Women are trash. I am an idol.
The world should unite as one.
Congrats on completing the training. How about sex as a reward?
What's that? Some Russian word?
Lina was enlightened.
#35 Important Things
Boss, we got a problem! Tanimura got caught!
The bastards from the Onibayashi Family ratted him out to the cops!
Damn! I can't stand those assholes!
Let's take 'em out!
Boss! What shall we do?
You guys... pipe down.
Um... What happened to you, Boss? We've got to move quickly!
I don't care about that right now.
I've got lyric-writer's block. Understand?
What?
Lyrics? You mean the GOKUDOLS? This isn't the time for that!
You bastards need to shut the hell up!
I'm trying to write lyrics for beautiful, happy love songs.
Ratting out people... killing... You guys are scary!
Wait just a minute, Boss!
Tanimura supported us for 25 years! He was like a brother to you!
Listen to me!
He did something bad and was caught. That's fine, isn't it?
So he'll go to jail and pay for his crimes. That's all.
Let's create a beautiful world.
Quit being a yakuza!
Get out already! I can't concentrate!
But, Boss! Tanimura...
Who cares!
This is rough. I had no idea creating art could be so painful.
God of Love, get down here, asshole! Give me beautiful, happy lyrics.
Happy... Happy... Think back to when I was happy.
HYOGO, 1987
So, you're off to Tokyo.
That's good.
I'm sure you'll do well for yourself.
Though I'll be sad to see you go.
Boss, I'm sorry.
I've got a brother in Tokyo. I'll have him prepare an "island" for you.
It won't be much, but it will be a start.
Boss? But I'm still...
Don't worry about it.
You should dream big when you're young.
This is my final gift to you.
Boss...
Let's travel together To an island of dreams
"TO THE ISLAND OF DREAMS"
An island uncharted, never seen before
If I have you, I don't need anything else
God gave us this land, a wonderful gift
This is where we begin
A tale of virtuous love, our dream story
Let's build it up beautifully
The next island over Has something for us, too
Let's go and take it With the power of love
Let's take them one by one
We'll paint these beautiful islands With our own colors
Painted red, painted red
Thank you, Boss. You helped me again.
I'm doing my best, taking everything you taught me to heart.
Please watch over me from the other side.
It would be rough to go it alone.
Take him with you. He's skilled, and a good guy.
He'll definitely be useful.
I've said it before, but you've got to appreciate the people close to you.
Pleasure to meet you! My name is Tanimura!
I look forward to working with you.
Tanimura...
Tanimura?
You don't know what you've got until it's gone.
#36 Parental Guidance
NEW SINGLE "PARENTAL GUIDANCE" CELEBRATORY 100-HOUR HANDSHAKE EVENT
Thank you!
Huh? You came back again? I'm so happy!
How many times is this, shithead?
I bought 320 copies of your new single. I did a lot of part-time work.
I don't care!
Everyone, keep moving! Ten seconds per person.
YUI NAKAMURA (AGE 17)
Wow! It's really them!
Wow! Mari, you're a million times cuter up close, in person!
Thank you!
Whoa, a fangirl! And she's cute!
Mari, I want to meet Mr. Inugane! Please, introduce me to him!
Uh... Mr. Inugane? Why?
I have to meet him! Please!
Huh?
Hey, get moving! Quit hogging my Mari!
Shut up, you dirty pig! I'm not moving an inch until she tells me to!
Hey, Mari. Where is he?
What's her deal? A fan of the boss? I don't get it.
Well... I think he's in the waiting room, over there.
Really? Thank you so much!
WAITING ROOM
Wow! Amazing! The Inugane!
Sorry, Boss... I mean, Sensei!
She just barged in.
Piss off, you... I mean, please leave at once!
Let's begin!
I'm a crusher, a love crusher
If you crush this love, I'll crush you
Crush and be crushed
And all that remains is love
What do you think, Sensei?
I came all the way from Aomori hoping to become a GOKUDOL!
Please make me one of the GOKUDOLS! I'm begging you!
HYOGO, 1970
My name is Inugane, and I've come from America!
I've always admired the Daicho Family. I left everything behind to join you!
Please... Please take me in!
I beg of you!
You've come a long way. OK, I like you.
I'm not so cold as to toss out someone who's come this far.
You'll start with errands. Learn all you can!
Really? Thank you so much, Boss!
Boss!
OK, I like you.
You can be a trainee. Learn all you can!
Really?
Uh... Boss... I mean, President. Are you sure?
I'm not so cold as to toss out someone who's come this far.
My "father" taught me that.
I've lived my life according to his teachings.
Each lesson carved into my heart!
Sensei... that's wonderful!
No, no, that's not what I meant! She's not a yakuza!
1978 DAICHO FAMILY
My apologies!
This mess is all my fault! I'll take responsibility!
Don't worry about it. Yakuza are people, too. We make mistakes.
We're a family. Parents take responsibility for their children.
So I'll take responsibility.
Boss! Boss!
Boss, I'll do anything! Please forgive me!
So, which do you choose? Idols, legs, or organs?
You've got five seconds before I kill you all.
Now, one, two, three...
100-HOUR HANDSHAKE EVENT HOUR 72
Uh, Inugane...
#37 Rookie of the year
I'm the new trainee, Yui! Let's all get along!
No, no, no, no!
You can't be serious.
He added a non-yakuza girl!
I know it's sudden, but I trust you can all get along well.
OK.
Nice... to meet you.
Oh, wow! Is this the break room?
It's our home.
Well, it used to be the break room.
But they liked it so much, they decided to live here.
What is there to like?
Amazing! So it's like you're on a school field trip every day.
Is she... stupid?
Can I live here, too?
No way!
Of course.
What?
Sensei! Don't you think we'd be found out?
Found out?
Oh, no!
Shit!
Oh, I mean...
with more people here, the fans might find out.
It would be bad if they knew where we lived.
Oh, that's a good point.
That's right. If you're found out, very bad things will happen.
You'd better be careful, and not invite tragedy.
Quite... right.
We'll guard our secret carefully.
Now, where is Lina?
She's distributing flyers.
I see. Alright, Yui, you wait here.
You three, come with me.
This place is amazing! I'm a little bit nervous.
I'm back. Five thousand flyers was hell.
It's Lina!
Nice to meet you!
Whoa! Don't scare me! Who are you?
I'm the next trainee, Yui! Let's work hard together!
A trainee? Since when?
I just started! Let's do our best together as trainees!
Uh... Sure thing.
Well, then, what did you do?
Huh? What did I do?
You're here because you did something bad, right? You can tell me.
Something bad? Well, I guess...
I did run away from home.
You got guts, huh. Yeah, that will do it.
Huh?
But...
adding a non-yakuza girl is dangerous.
Won't this make things difficult?
I can sense it.
This girl... she's a gift from my boss.
Huh?
GOKUDOLS TRAINING CAMP ROOM
What! You didn't have surgery?
Um... Well, no, I've never had surgery.
Then you...
They didn't take "that" away?
Huh? Take away? Surgery? My appendix?
Oh, "that" surgery? Sure, it's gone.
Of course! Don't be silly! There's no need to lie about that!
I was about to be super jealous! It hurt, didn't it?
I was in elementary school when they took it, so I don't remember.
What?
#38 High School Girl
Everyone, a new face!
It's our newest trainee, Yui!
Yui-chew!
-She's cute! -Yui!
My... name is Yui! Nice... to meet you!
Yui-chew! Yui-chew! Yui, Yui, chew-chew!
GOKUDOLS TRAINING CAMP ROOM
How was your first... Well, how was being on stage?
I was so nervous, I can't remember anything.
Maybe... I'm not cut out for this!
I don't think I can do it!
What?
No, wait!
That's not true! We all felt the same way at first.
Yeah, you'll be fine!
You're lying!
No, you did well! You can do it!
Mr. Inugane selected you!
Yeah, he's picky!
What the hell are we doing?
Three yakuza are cheering up a schoolgirl!
If anything, we're the ones not cut out for this.
I feel you were born to be idols!
Yui... you lack judgement of character.
No! I have good judgement of character!
Chika is cuteness all rolled up into a little ball!
Mari is the envy of all women!
A sexy, cool beauty.
And Aily... being an idol is in her blood!
She was born to be an idol!
Whoa.
-I feel kind of... -I'm embarrassed.
But I'm not like you guys.
Now I'm sure of it.
That's not true! You're just as cute as I am!
I'll teach you how to be effortlessly sexy!
These blushing jackasses are being serious!
They're being manipulated by this little girl!
It's our chance to get rid of her! Watch and learn!
What's wrong with you, brat? Just soaking up all the praise, huh?
Wah, wah, wah! Suck it up! You're annoying, asshole!
This isn't a job someone as uncommitted as you can do, anyway!
Our lives depend on this!
If you can't do that, then go home, or I'll kill you!
Whoa. The leader is awesome.
I can feel her kindness!
Thank you! I'll grow a tougher skin! You're awesome!
And claiming you'll kill me? Weirdly cute!
What the hell is with... this girl?
What have you done?
But... who do you... I... Huh?
Hmm? Did you say something?
#39 Seniority
Really? That's a real girl?
Yeah. No one told you?
Then... what was all that about?
I was in elementary school when they took it.
Well... whatever.
What are we gonna do?
Well, she is working hard, so let's just wait and see.
Ah. Yeah.
Wait and see what? We can't do this with a high-school girl!
George, you'll be in trouble if you don't work hard.
What?
She's a tough rival for you.
Complain all you want, but she's a trainee, too, so you've got to fight.
Fight? What?
She's getting a lot of support from the boss.
She might become an official member before you.
That's... But... As if!
Why the fuck do I have to fight against an Asian high-school girl?
Don't screw with the mafia!
As discussed, from today you'll be the opening act.
Yui, are you used to being on stage yet?
Yes! Leave it to me!
I want to stand with my sisters as soon as possible!
She's... just like that guy!
EIGHT YEARS AGO NEW YORK
From today, the two of you will work as my runners.
Work hard as men on the front line.
-Yes, sir! -Leave it to me! I fear nothing!
Fortune favors the brave, and so does the mafia.
Nobody is braver than me.
I'll be a part of the family in no time. Even sooner than George.
Jackass!
I'm kind of pissed off here.
The opening act is a warm-up,
but it's also a chance to get fans of your own.
I'll be the best opening act ever!
Who'll be the best? I was here before you, shithead!
Hey... Lina.
I like your motivation, but you don't have to treat her like a rival.
Fuck! Why am I losing my cool over some Asian girl?
I'm sorry. I just...
It's fine. Just work on getting along.
NEW YORK
George, it's do or die now. Don't tell me you're scared?
Shut the hell up. Going in now will only make things worse!
And that's why you keep getting overlooked.
Are you mafia material?
You asshole! Try saying that again!
There's no time for that!
You can sit back and take it easy. I'm going all-in!
Let's go all-in!
Let's go, let's go! Yui, go-go!
Who the hell is scared? I can go all-in, too!
Don't ignore me, you snot-nosed, good-for-nothing junior!
OPENING ACT: AN INTRO TO PUMP UP THE CROWD
And now... here's the GOKUDOLS.
We can't go out after that!